There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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