physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I love how my cats smell like pot.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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