Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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