I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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