I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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