Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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