Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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