so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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