so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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