Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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