im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
wow bdsm is so cute
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