i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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