I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
youre lurking in front of me
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
