Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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