we made out on top of his cat.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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