he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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