So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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