Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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