im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
did i walk over a car last night?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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