dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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