I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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