wat bout pragnant strippers??
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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