what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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