I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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