So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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