Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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