Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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