In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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