Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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