Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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