You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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