y did u give ur computer a hand job?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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