Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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