hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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