How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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