dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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