What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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