so that wasnt chicken after all
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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