I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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