Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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