pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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