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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.

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(425): View more from Washington

the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

consequently i now know what mace tastes like

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(310): View more from California

You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...

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(201): View more from New Jersey

your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night

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(563): View more from Iowa

I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.

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well now I have to

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(406): View more from Montana

I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?

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(516): View more from New York

i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level

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