Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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