So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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