I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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