I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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