i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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