How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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