I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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