so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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